Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
your like the ambassador to my penis.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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