You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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