This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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