is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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