Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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