I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
