I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
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i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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