What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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