i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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