You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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