So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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