I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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