But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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