doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
