what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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