i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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