its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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