we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
There r osticjed everywhere
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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