oh god the rape fog is back!
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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