guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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