woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
