OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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