Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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