i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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