champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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