You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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