it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
...so i touched it.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I think people are normalizing furries
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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