I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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