if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
