it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
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