So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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