That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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