i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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