bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I need to align my fucking chakras
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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