i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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