she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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