Sponge bath it is.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
