honey bunches of taint.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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