This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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