Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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