What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
its not stalking. its research.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
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