So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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