i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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