I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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