My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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