kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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