i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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