Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Randomize
