Having a random hookup so left but love u
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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