My nipple is on Facebook.
honey bunches of taint.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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