spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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