I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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