Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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